Live From The Berry – Imaginary Blogger (Jay-z)
Yeah
I mean like
I got to be like the pioneer to this shit, you know
I was popping them tags
When all y’all n****z thought I was buying the shit, you know
Wearing that YSL shit
When all y’all chicks thought it was Creative Recs and shit
I got to be the pioneer of this shit
Bottom line
I’m going to show you how to do it
Check it
Verse One:
I blog that other shit
That’s the nice motherfucker shit
Publicist follow my blog, deep cover shit n***a
You blog funny, I blog all day money
I’m blogging, you got to read it, it’s all there money
I never read blogs ’cause n***s got strange blogs
Stolen content water marked, fucked up the game blogs
I got blog money, Nahright blog money
You got a blog now, but time will reveal money
I blog the hottest shit, you seen it I blog that shit
That Complex, trend, hump, trend, hump shit
I got ghost-blog money, straight up blog money
That paypal, Google check out and adsense money
You got no hookups, little to no hookups
Write a bunch of blogs and you still got no hookups
I got 900 and 96 plus 4 more hookups
You crazy, you fugazy , and I’m loco with the blog game papo
Imaginary Blogger
Verse Two:
And now you got these young cats acting like they blogs crack
All in they dumb blogs, talking about they blogs stats
When I see them on Alexa, I don’t see none of that
Damn playboy, where the fuck is the Traffic at?
Where’s all the hits and all of the linkbacks
That ain’t Google analytics, what the fuck you done to that?
Y’all blogging-ass n***s, y’all funny to me
Writing post, being you but still you want to be me
I guess for every post you make it’s like a hundred for me
And still you running updating like once a week ,thinking you got something on me
But I done did it
And y’all want bite content, and run with it
That’s cool; I was the first one with it
Original, Web 2.0 the future blog digital
Still writing a blog from the berry, when shit gets critical
Sit it down; I don’t want y’all to get it confused
I rip it down, like I ain’t got nothing to lose.
Readers I love them all much
Bloggers, awe struck
Your post was 4 words or less, mines was 20 plus
Last year, when N***s thought it was all up
But this year I’ve done it again, Marcus!
What the fuck
N**a stop whining, Marcus, still shining
N***s kept complaining so I got more Jordans
Rock more Y-3, ain’t nothing sweet
I still blog from my Berry, while fleeing the party
Y’all can’t go with me, nope, blog with me
Bet 50, not dollars either I brought some dough with me
I blog for like mad sites, in various areas
And blow holes in your weak n****z theories
It’s funny how one post can fuck up the game
WordPress 2.0 you need to upgrade
Free host blog from TUMBLR you better get your change
Blogging from blogspot get a your own domain
Imaginary Blogger